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Baking Class Two: Muffins

10.13.2010

We did blueberry muffins two ways—one by creaming and one using the muffin method. The creaming method just means that you cream the butter during the whole mixing process. The muffin method is aptly named because you, of course, would use it to make, well, muffins. OK, there’s a bit more to it than that…

A quick note on these formulas: They say use butter and/or shortening. I would seriously recommend butter only. I guess shortening has it’s place, but in the hierarchy of my kitchen I put shortening somewhere near cream of something canned soup—that is pretty near the bottom of things I’d use on purpose.

Muffin Formula for Creaming Method

Butter and/or shortening 1 lb 4 oz
Sugar 1 lb 10 oz
Salt 0.5 oz
Nonfat milk solids 3 oz
Eggs 12 oz
Cake flour 2 lb 8 oz
Baking powder 2 oz
Vanilla extract 1 oz
Water 1 lb 14 oz

Add 1 lb 4 oz of drained blueberries to the finished batter.

Creaming Method

  • Combine fat, salt, sugar, spices and milk powder.
  • Cream ingredients with paddle.
  • Add eggs, a bit at a time. Cream well before adding the next bit.
  • Sift flour, baking powder and any other dry ingredients.
  • Stir the rest of the liquid ingredients.
  • Add sifted dry ingredients alternately with the liquids (so start with dry and end with liquid).
  • Fill the tins one-half to two-thirds full.

Bake at 400° for 20-30 minutes.

Muffin Formula for Muffin Method

Pastry flour 2 lb 8 oz
Sugar 1 lb 4 oz
Baking powder 2.5 oz
Salt 0.5 oz
Eggs, beaten 12 oz
Milk 1 lb 12 oz
Vanilla extract 1 oz
Butter or shortening, melted 1 lb

We added 1 lb of blueberries drained—folding them into the finished batter.

Muffin Method

  • Sift together the dry ingredients.
  • Combine all liquid ingredients, including the melted fat or oil.
  • Add the liquids to the dry and mix just until the flour is moistened. The batter will look lumpy.
  • Put those babies in a pan (half to two-thirds full) and bake immediately. You don’t want to let them sit around losing volume.

Bake at 400° for 20-30 minutes.

Results

So, they were definitely different at the end. I couldn’t really tell the difference in taste, but the cream method muffins ended up looking tie-died. I love hippy muffins. So, I guess if you wanted to put some sort of illegal substance in your baked goods (for your own personal consumption, of course… I’m not advocating the resale of pot-laced hippy muffins… and if I see them for sale someplace, you didn’t get the idea from me), I’d recommend the creaming method. If you just want muffins that don’t have any hallucinogenic properties, go with the regular muffin method.

Blueberry Muffins

The hippy muffins are out front. The regular muffins seem ashamed of themselves and are hanging out in the back.

I had enough leftover batter to make a blueberry muffin loaf. You’ll have to ask my sister how it tasted, since I gave it to her. I mean, there’s only so many muffins that one girl can eat.

Muffin Loaf

Oh, muffin loaf all glistening and kinda freaky with your big blue breaking spine.

Formulas from the fifth edition of “Professional Baking” by Wayne Gisslen.
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Cookin’ Easter Dinner

4.6.2010

I’m on spring break from school and the baby seems to be doing what in utero babies do—somersaults in my gullet—so there isn’t much news on that front. Instead, I’ll share our Easter dinner celebration. I made most of the meal and my sister did the desserts. Since I have two school uniforms, we decided to get into the culinary fun of it all. That’s Emily wearing my neckerchief as a doo-rag. And, I’m the one wearing the pregnancy belly.

Emily and I cook Easter dinner

My sister and I chef it up a notch for Easter dinner. Why we insist on having our mouths open for pictures is beyond me.

We had dinner at my mom’s house. Between my parents’ much better stove and my school knife kit, we had all of the tools needed to assemble an A1 sort of dinner.

What We Ate

Appetizers

Crudités, platter of deli meats, a variety of cheeses with crusty bread and crackers, cantaloupe wrapped with prosciutto, and breadsticks wrapped with prosciutto (we are half Italian after all and have a tendency to wrap anything in prosciutto given the chance).

First Course

Fruit salad consisting of blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, green grapes, and cantaloupe (thank you Costco’s giant berry containers). I forgot to make a sauce, so they were just fresh fruit in a bowl.

Meat Courses

Sausage: We did Italian hot and sweet sausages cooked with red and green peppers for the first meat (yes, we are a two meat course kinda group).

Main meat: Grilled leg of lamb with a rosemary, garlic, mustard rub. The leg of lamb was awesome, and would have tasted even better if we could have convinced my dad to dig out the BBQ grill. Instead, we did it under the broiler. And, according to my mother, it was the first time she had used the broiler on that stove. I cooked it for 6 minutes and then rotated the meat and cooked for another 6 minutes. Then, I flipped over the meat and cooked for 12 minutes on the other side, rotated and cooked another 5 minutes. There were a few pieces that were rather rare, but all in all in it came out well. Totally kicked the legs of lamb! (Yup, two boneless legs thank you very much.)

Starches

Bread: We had rolls to pass, but seemed to have forgotten to actually pass the bread. No worries, we also had plenty of other starches. I ran out of time to make my compound butter (and it really didn’t matter because we couldn’t find a lamb butter mold so it would have been ugly butter patties).

Potatoes: Mashed potatoes with pancetta and leeks. The recipe was designed for two servings, so we multiplied by five. Emily and I decided to omit the carrots and zucchini and just focus on the wonders of the tuber. I added a few extra potatoes and a few more ounces of pancetta to make up for the deficit in veggies. I also salted and peppered while cooking. Great make ahead and heat up stove top.

Pasta: Orzo with tomatoes, feta, and green onions. It’s really embarrassing how easy this recipe is to make. It makes an amazing summer dish as well. I have an odd love affair with all things orzo and this one is super tasty. Toasting the pine nuts is key.

Vegetables

Mushrooms: My aunt brought sautéed mushrooms. It’s an old family recipe that is served at every single holiday or family function. It’s basically sliced mushrooms sautéed with olive oil and garlic. And, then you add some white wine, Italian parsley, and lemon juice at the end. My grandmother’s recipe is still the gold standard, but the rest of us try our best.

Asparagus: I made steamed asparagus with a saffron hollandaise sauce on the side because, as my sister says, you can’t just throw sauces on everything and expect people to like it. It really comes down to the fact that she doesn’t like hollandaise sauce, but whatever.

Broccoli: So, the broccoli was steamed but I ran out of time to make the sauce. A bit plain, yes. But give me a break. I was making some crazy amounts of food here. I was going to do a sweet and tangy sauce. Yes, I love me some sauces.

Salad Course

Notice that the salad is at the end. In happy homes, you eat the salad after you finish up your meal. The vinegar in the dressing aids in digestion and the greens cleanse the palette in preparation for dessert. Plus, it’s a refreshing way to end the meal. I made a green salad with citrus and fennel. Because we had regular steamed asparagus, we omitted that portion from the recipe. Instead, I added a grapefruit (de-pithed and de-membraned just like the oranges). And, then Emily and I had fun making pithy references about pith helmets as I cut up the citrus fruits. Let me take a moment to advocate for making your own salad dressing. It’s easy and tastes better than anything you could get in a bottle. You should just do it.

Desserts

Cakes: My aunt brought Mexican wedding cake. Not those crazy cookie-type cakes, but an actual cake with cream cheese frosting. Yum. My sister made a lime angel food cake with pistachios and a lime glaze. Again, yum. I could eat this all day.

Meringue: Pavlova with lemon curd and berries. Emily did a bang up job on this one. (Even if she kept calling it a Pavlov recipe. But, truth be told, it did make me salivate like a dog whose dinner bell has just been rung.) She used blackberries, blueberries, and strawberries for the top. I lent a hand in slicing the strawberries and whipping the cream to mix into the curd at the end. She did both parts the night before, took the meringue out to thaw while we were eating, and assembled it as we were clearing the table from dinner.

Pies: One of Emily’s friends came over with her family for dessert. She brought lemon pie and chocolate cream pie. I love pie. There is so much one could say about the goodness of pie. But, alas, I am sure you are bored to tears with my Easter dinner escapades.

What We Drank

White wine, red wine, and Prosecco (Italian champagne). I had water. Good times.

That’s it. We appropriated some leftovers (fruit salad, mushrooms, and potatoes) for breakfast the next morning along with toast, eggs, and coffee. Then, Paul and I trotted back home with Lima Bean (that’s the dog, not the in utero child. We brought my uterus back with all the other parts of my bloated body).

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February: The Rottenest Month

2.19.2010

I am going to be so utterly glad when February is over. Not only is this month the pitty-stinka-doo in Chicago weather-wise, but I have had absolutely no time to breathe. I have work Monday through Friday (like a good little corporate soldier), but I also have classes Wednesday through Saturday. Tuesdays I have acupuncture and Lost (yes, I count that as a thing to do). That leaves Sundays and Monday nights as my free day and a half to do all the crap that I don’t get to do the rest of the week, like bathing and other personal hygiene sorts of things.

So, Sundays have been particularly brutal for me this month as well. The four Sundays are taken up with (in this order): brunch with friends (um, yes it’s an all-day affair… after I eat I am too bloated and fatty fatty two-by-four to do anything else), brunch and shopping and then dinner with cousins (yes, I spent Valentine’s Day dinner on a romantic date with my cousin, her fiancée, and me… jus the three of us… no, I didn’t feel like a third wheel until the hostess presented me with a carnation and arched her eyebrow in a questioning way when I said, “Three please.” But, we ate at Tecalitlan, so I didn’t feel THAT badly), volunteering with my elderly friend (long story…not really, I volunteer with an awesome organization called Little Brothers Friends of the Elderly… you should check them out), and theatre tickets (which we usually have on Wednesday nights, but had to switch because of my class schedule).

After February, my Wednesdays once again open up. (I have to take a 16-hour sanitation class that is mandated by the great State of Illinois—and probably the nation.) I could go on about sanitation, but I don’t want to ruin future dining experiences for you. Suffice it to say, that I will no longer be eating at buffets or salad bars of any kind. I will also avoid any item that needs to come into contact with human hands in order to be edible. As one of my classmates said, “The only way to get through this class is to do this.” He then proceeded to cover his ears with his hand and scream LALALALALA at the top of his lungs. It’s going to be a long road back to the dining room for me.

Anyway, back to my crazy February. I know, I’m an idiot for thinking that I could fit the balance of my regular life into what is, essentially, four full days and four evenings. The Monday nights are spent sleeping or getting irritated with my husband for his lack of household skills. I will tell you what has suffered the most this month—cleanliness of our living situation. We have a dog, and that is the sole reason that you do not stick to our kitchen floor when you walk through our house. Our dog is very good at licking up bits. Unfortunately, we have a Pergo (really really hate it) floor. So, every time she licks, you can see it. My floor is dog tongue clean which is to say really gross. I’m not even going to go into what my bathroom looks like. And, that’s mostly because my dog refuses to go near water sources. She is petrified of toilets and showers/tubs.

And, now that I look at my calendar, my Wednesdays aren’t really free after February. I have a birthday dinner the first Wednesday in March and then it’s back to knitting class. Oh, knitting how I missed ye. At least at knitting class I get to drink. Crap. I really hate being pregnant right now.

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A Bit About This Year

2.5.2010

My goal for this year is easy: I am going to get a certificate in professional cookery in December 2010. In the meantime, all I have to do is stay gainfully employed at my current job and give birth to a baby (due August 5).

Easy enough.

Oh, and I’m going to chronicle the journey via this blog–mostly for this soon to be child so he/she will one day read it and understand how crazy I am. I’ll probably also end up chatting about my husband and his antics.

For a bit more about me, check out the aptly titled About Me page. I would post more, but I have to run to class. Today, we’re going to de-bone more poultry. I’ll catch you up on my first four weeks of school in the next post.

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